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KID POW! Teddies Picnic KID POW! Teddies Picnic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is fantastic!

Now I must go on a picnic! Haven't had ants in my food in a long while and I think it's about time.



Boogleys Birthday Song! Boogleys Birthday Song!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I want one!

Could I have a song for my birthday too? Pweeze! It would make my life so much more worth living! It's June 12th, so you have plenty of time. Please don't forget me!!!!!! Stalagmite, you rock!


Stalagmite responds:

good god. if i made one for everyone who asked i would have to quit my job ^ ^ thanks mate!!! X3


The Sexy-Metaljonus The Sexy-Metaljonus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesomeness!

If you're looking for a vocalist my bro might be able to help out. He's actually really good for a screamo. Lol! He used to be in a bad known as Oath of Vengane. I think they have a Myspace or something, so check them out if you need him for a vocal. He can also play some guitar. It's funny b/c he told me he has no fuckin clue what he's doing when he's playing cuz he doesn't know a single chord. He just goes with what sounds good! Anyways, this is an awesome metal brain shredder!


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Metaljonus responds:

Sure man. if he can record it and make it sound good its all good to me.


Angel Island-Metaljonus Angel Island-Metaljonus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

BOOM YES!

Great remix man! Sorry that people Zero Bomb ya, but when I gave you a 5 your total went up by o.o1. I hope that gives you a little boost in personal moral! Keep up the awesomeness!


Metaljonus responds:

Thanks man! zero bombers can die.


Zero Bombers Pwned! Zero Bombers Pwned!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

YES!

I agree whole heartedly! Zero bombers should get some sort of STD that burns. Alot.


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Stalagmite responds:

HAHA! yes, inflicted upon them by Mr. Burns, listening to BURN BABY BURN, by a burning bush :D

yeah muthaflocker! clearly the zero bombers like this one though :D very ironic :D


lion sleeps accapella pitched lion sleeps accapella pitched

Rated 5 / 5 stars

EPICALLY AWESOME!!

This acapella is beyond epic! You should release a CD, so then I can buy it, and then rip it to my computer, and then synch it with my mp3, and then lazer print it into my brain so I can constantly listen to all of your stuff until my ears bleed and brain melts and sanity leaves me and bones turn to noodles! That's how awesome you are man! Seriously! Make more!!!!! You get a score of infinite! Times infinite! Times infinite again!


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Stalagmite responds:

LOL! well, i tried that recently on a test subject. he died.
LOL joking of course. he survived.
but with violent scars and brain damage. LYING AGAIN! no hes cool. infact.. HE IS ME!
just think what it was like to come up with the idea!!! having it in your head waiting to put it into song... lingering in your mind like a rapist or thought.

but it was the funnest one to make ! :D thanks for your eternally joyful reviews! =D HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!


ZombiePirates VS NinjaVampires ZombiePirates VS NinjaVampires

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Grand concept!

This is an excellent concept, but the voicing could have been better, and it could have been a little longer.



Wilsonbeard's Cannon Workshop Wilsonbeard's Cannon Workshop

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HOLY CRAP!!!

I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes! This one's definately going to win!!!!! This kinda reminds me of POWER THIRST, which also gives me tears of joy!


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Pirates Hate Bad Jokes Pirates Hate Bad Jokes

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny, but...

The voices were good EXCEPT the pirate voice. You gotta make it a litle deeper and more rough. The joke was great though, so that gives ya points.


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Pirate Day! Pirate Day!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHAHA!

That's really funny! The voicing is really good! Good job! You should be in the top 3!